I promise it's not what is looks like….
I was just having a nice and relaxing day when I found a corn farm. I curiously look around until I find the biggest, shiniest, juicy corn. I pluck it out of the ground with all my strength and when it comes out I fly backwards. Getting up with no fear I carelessly shove the sweet corn in my mouth like how a beaver would chop a tree. Closing my eyes, gobbling up the sweet corn was never better. I had a mouth full of corn, still closing my eyes blessed with sweet corn I open my eyes to a peculiar sighting. “A red corn on the cob ?” Then I freeze with fear. “Come here you little brat.” Running back to my house through the woods and up the hill, I finally reach my front door. I Slam the door open and sprint up the stairs and forget about the incident. “Well at least I had my dinner”